Sadly, I’m not talking about a return to that one year we can all remember when the Cleveland Browns crushed opponents regularly…
BUT…I am talking about being back at our local Glory Days establishment after a string of off-time games! So, that’s something!
Looking forward to seeing everyone this week when we get another fresh opportunity to make Steeler’s fans cry in shame.
Anyways, here’s the deal:
- Focusing on the positive things.
- Game 12 – the pick-6 undoing.
- Pittsburgh sucks!
- Who farted?
BOOM!
We may not be very tall…but we’re slow!
I think this classic scene from Space Jam sums up this season best.
Winning isn’t everything.but boy it sure would be nice to win a few more.
If we can round out our season by defeating the other AFC North contenders in our final face offs against each of them, I’m going to count the whole season as a win.
Maybe we can even knock those rat birds out of a wildcard spot in our final game.
With a season like this, we gotta look on the bright side and stay as positive as possible. There’s just not enough beer for any other approach to work!
Game 12: Cleveland 32 | Denver 41
We played our hearts out in Denver and, really, had this game locked in.
Winston and Jeudy connected for some incredible plays and blew stats out of the water…500 yards, 4 touchdowns…
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Sadly, two pick-6s gave too many points away to the Broncos and a final pick in the endzone sealed the loss.
It was definitely one of the most exciting and entertaining losses I’ve ever witnessed. But a loss, as it turns out, is still a loss. BOO!
Game 13: Our Second Defeat of Pittsburgh
As we all know, according to the biggest baby in the NFL, George Pickens, it was the weather’s fault that the Browns spanked them in their last showdown, (sometimes, babies just need to be spanked).
While Pickens and his playpen companions were forced to play in the cold, snowy conditions, Cleveland somehow managed to stay in the sun and out of the precipitation…I think they might have even been on a beach in the Caribbean…thus securing their win through sheer luck and exceptionally unfair advantage.
The photo below captured one of the post-Cleveland touchdown moments where our beloved Browns were making sand angels (the sands in the Caribbean are very white) near the crystal clear waters (off screen).
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Here’s to hoping the weather stays clear so that Pickens will know we beat his whiney butt in his home field with no plausible excuses.
Be there tomorrow to share in our win with other fans!
GO BROWNS!
Something Stinks
It’s Pittsburgh. The land of devastating flatulence. The winds must be blowing this way.
That is all.
LET’S GO BROWNIES!!!
-Devin
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